May 2012
6 posts
4 tags
May 20th
5 notes
3 tags
May 16th
11 notes
1 tag
May 13th
2 tags
May 10th
2 notes
2 tags
May 6th
1 note
2 tags
May 6th
35 notes
April 2012
4 posts
1 tag
Apr 30th
3 notes
Anonymous asked: i miss you.
Apr 30th
4 tags
Apr 17th
3 notes
1 tag
Good news, I just found a 7 minute version of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco on itunes.
Apr 15th
2 notes
March 2012
3 posts
3 tags
Mar 30th
2 notes
3 tags
Mar 29th
1 note
2 tags
Mar 9th
2 notes
February 2012
5 posts
3 tags
Feb 28th
3 notes
1 tag
Feb 18th
Feb 14th
732 notes
Feb 11th
15,193 notes
Feb 10th
8 notes
January 2012
5 posts
Jan 26th
1 note
Jan 13th
57 notes
2 tags
Jan 10th
2 tags
Jan 6th
2 notes
My dog is in heat
I’ve spent the past couple of days cleaning up blood. Is this what raising a teenage daughter is like?
Jan 4th
1 note
December 2011
30 posts
Shut up, Legolas.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
speak, girl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your... →
speakgirl: cobralalalalala: speakgirl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:… Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :( That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve… I can’t set foot in Markarth because the guards are glitched and attack me....
Dec 29th
6 notes
speak, girl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your... →
speakgirl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:… Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :( That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve… I can’t set foot in Markarth because the guards are glitched and attack me. Good thing...
Dec 29th
6 notes
1 tag
I need to invent something just so I can file the patent as Atheist Earthquake Machine even if it has nothing to do with earthquakes. 
Dec 23rd
1 note
3 tags
Dec 21st
10 notes
1 tag
Dec 20th
3 notes
2 tags
I just had a pretty long text conversation about how I’m totally team Stormcloak because I the government can suck it and those Imperial fucks tried to kill me at the beginning of the game and I hold grudges and write in run-on sentences.
Dec 20th
1 tag
“Fuck your tater tots. You think this is a game?”
Dec 20th
2 tags
Dec 19th
7,381 notes
4 tags
Dec 19th
1 note
1 tag
Dec 18th
1 tag
we can ill afford another klendathu
I say this prolly more than I should.
Dec 16th
2 notes
1 tag
“I’ll just go hide in the woods when everything goes to post-apocalyptic shit.” 
Dec 16th
aschwank-deactivated20120409 asked: It's actually impossible for me to make bad cookies.
Dec 16th
aschwank: fuck it.  Fuck it! Yes! That’s your answer. That’s your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Dec 16th
6 notes
donotcallmeashley: thanks-cinco: i just want a boyfriend so bad, so i could put hats and other small accessories on his penis, okay? ditto I’ve sent out a few penis pics with it wearing hats and capes. Keeping my old wrestling toys came in handy for that.
Dec 15th
11 notes
3 tags
Dec 15th
6 notes
2 tags
Dec 14th
2 notes
3 tags
I just spent about an hour on xbox live doing a pretty awful Jimmy Stewart impression. “Uh,uh guys. These Russian assholes keep uh, shooting me in the back.” That put me in a better mood.
Dec 13th
1 tag
This “queer tea” I’m drinking is pretty much the only thing stopping me from throwing you out of that window.
Dec 13th
3 notes
3 tags
Dec 8th
4 notes
1 tag
Dec 6th
49 notes
2 tags
Dec 5th
3 notes
Dec 4th
1 note
2 tags
“Hahahahahahahahahah! Hahahahaha-hahaha-ha! Ho-ho! Hahahahahahahaha! HAhahaha!...”
– Errol Flynn as Robin Hood, Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Dec 3rd
12 notes
1 tag
Dec 3rd
1 note