February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 6th
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My dog is in heat
I’ve spent the past couple of days cleaning up blood. Is this what raising a teenage daughter is like?
Jan 4th
December 2011
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Shut up, Legolas.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
speak, girl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your... →
speakgirl: cobralalalalala: speakgirl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:… Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :( That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve… I can’t set foot in Markarth because the guards are glitched and attack me....
Dec 29th
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speak, girl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your... →
speakgirl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:… Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :( That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve… I can’t set foot in Markarth because the guards are glitched and attack me. Good thing...
Dec 29th
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I need to invent something just so I can file the patent as Atheist Earthquake Machine even if it has nothing to do with earthquakes. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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I just had a pretty long text conversation about how I’m totally team Stormcloak because I the government can suck it and those Imperial fucks tried to kill me at the beginning of the game and I hold grudges and write in run-on sentences.
Dec 20th
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“Fuck your tater tots. You think this is a game?”
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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we can ill afford another klendathu
I say this prolly more than I should.
Dec 16th
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“I’ll just go hide in the woods when everything goes to post-apocalyptic shit.” 
Dec 16th
aschwank asked: It's actually impossible for me to make bad cookies.
Dec 16th
aschwank: fuck it.  Fuck it! Yes! That’s your answer. That’s your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Dec 16th
donotcallmeashley: thanks-cinco: i just want a boyfriend so bad, so i could put hats and other small accessories on his penis, okay? ditto I’ve sent out a few penis pics with it wearing hats and capes. Keeping my old wrestling toys came in handy for that.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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I just spent about an hour on xbox live doing a pretty awful Jimmy Stewart impression. “Uh,uh guys. These Russian assholes keep uh, shooting me in the back.” That put me in a better mood.
Dec 13th
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This “queer tea” I’m drinking is pretty much the only thing stopping me from throwing you out of that window.
Dec 13th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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“Hahahahahahahahahah! Hahahahaha-hahaha-ha! Ho-ho! Hahahahahahahaha! HAhahaha!...”
– Errol Flynn as Robin Hood, Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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speak, girl: Christmas? Yeah, sure. →
weirdsociology: Let’s be inclusive. Let’s compile a list of holidays taking place roughly in the month of December: Hanukkah, Haloa, Saturnalia, Yule, Sviata Vecherya , Christmas, Kwanzaa, Diwali (sometimes), Berchtoldstag, Bodhi Day, Signature of the… You left out Krampusnacht.   
Dec 2nd
November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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ryanvoid replied to your photo BISON DOLLARS I wish our currency was that good.
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