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I ramble on quite a bit. Might as well document it.
I guess I should say a lil bit about myself:
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Black Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women unless they talk to me on the phone till 3 in the morning about masturbating. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last fifteen years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me. I'm waiting for that flying car I was told everyone would have by the year 2000. I mean those douchebags from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Neutrenos(I think that was their name, who cares, they were stupid but they had a flying car). I play a lot of video games and I collect comic book stuff, so line up ladies.
I guess I should say a lil bit about myself:
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Black Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women unless they talk to me on the phone till 3 in the morning about masturbating. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last fifteen years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me. I'm waiting for that flying car I was told everyone would have by the year 2000. I mean those douchebags from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Neutrenos(I think that was their name, who cares, they were stupid but they had a flying car). I play a lot of video games and I collect comic book stuff, so line up ladies.
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